amighost:

alphys and sans probably watch Sharknado and throw popcorn on the screen and neither of them want to admit that they think the movie’s kinda good because if you like Sharknado that says a lot about you as a person, and they’re already like 98% garbage 

 they also text each other outdated memes and badly drawn pictures of each other they made in MS Paint 

 sometimes they talk about inviting burgerpants over, but neither of them know him, they just think he’s pathethic enough to join their Sad Nerds Club™ 

alphys tells sans about her weird ships and shows him fanfics she’s written about her and asgore and he’s like What The Fuck Is Wrong With You 

 they also get drunk and prank call mettaton during one of his shows and then they get so embarressed neither of them leave their houses for at least 3 weeks