elasticitymudflap:

toriel as the minivan mom who insists on picking up and driving everyone on her way to work:

  • undyne literally punches people in the face to get a window seat
  • papyrus hitches a ride too despite having his own car bc he likes riding with his friends

  • alphys always takes the aux cord first to play all the anime/vocaloid songs she downloaded the night before
  • sans is banned from the front seat because he keeps lowering the seat all the way and putting his feet up on the dashboard for a snooze to annoy papyrus sitting directly behind him, getting fucking crushed by the seat
  • toriel seems like a calm and collected driver but actuALLY WILL FUCKING GO OFFROAD TO GET AHEAD OF THE GUY WHO CUT HER OFF SHE LITERALLY CANNOT BE STOPPED
  • mettaton insists on having the back row of seats to himself so he can sprawl on it and stick his leg up dramatically
  • frisk is in a fucking toddler car seat until theyre 14

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